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Merry Wives of Norseland - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

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Teams:	Merry Wives of Norseland	—	Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Coaches:	Docmortand	—	cjhamric
Races:	Norse	—	Nurgle

League:
Division:	Year 2520
Tournament:	Season 20 - Playoffs
Round:	Final
Date played:	Thu Dec 17 2020 22:55:31
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Fans (RL spectators)

Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs

Merry Wives of Norseland		k	10-1	points			k
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel		k	10-1	points			k

Merry Wives of Norseland report

Name

Position

Mvp

Int

IR 1 D1

IR 1 D2

IR 2 D1

IR 2 D2

IR 3 D1

IR 3 D2

Inj

Ageing 1

Ageing 2

Scarlet Nerfherder

Norse Werewolf

Cruella Powerbomb

Norse Werewolf

Cadence Oilslick

Blitzer

Cadence Dread

Blitzer

Baby Jellybaby

Catcher

Bubbles Zombie

Catcher

Zombie Charming

Lineman

River Thunderclap

Lineman

Lily Lizardskin

Lineman

Stardust Slaughterdaughter

Lineman

Joy Pirate

Lineman

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel report

Name

Position

Mvp

Int

IR 1 D1

IR 1 D2

IR 2 D1

IR 2 D2

IR 3 D1

IR 3 D2

Inj

Ageing 1

Ageing 2

scabz

Rotter

Boil

Rotter

Puss

Rotter

Snot

Rotter

Jeremy

Pestigor

Clapz

Nurgle Warrior

Siff

Nurgle Warrior

Crabz

Nurgle Warrior

Monica

Nurgle Warrior

The Plague

Beast of Nurgle

RAISED ROTTER 1

Rotter

Raised rotters?:

Star Players:

Mercenaries:

Game summary

In preparation for today's Coronavirus Final, many decisions had been made by Nuffle's officials.  First, only a paltry few would be allowed to attend (and those in socially distanced aisles that were sealed off from each other by magical bubbles).  Second, the sprinkler system would have disinfectant added to spray down the field between drives.  Third, any contact between the two teams would be prevented by magical bubbles around each player.

Needless to say, the coach of Nurgle's Dirty Rotten Scoundrels protested mightily, but the royalty of the town had deeper pockets, so the protests fell on deaf ears.

Thus did the Coronavirus Final begin, with each team bouncing around and looking...pretty foolish.  The Scoundrels discovered how to pop the bubbles first, and quickly KOed two Merry Wives in the beginning of the drive, but the Norse women struck back and KOed a Nurgle Warrior.  Once all the bubbles were popped, the game began in earnest.  Jeremy, the multi-armed Pestigor ball handler, scooped up the ball and strode down the field only to be boxed in by the stingy Norse defense.  The Plague proceeded to lose track of which side of the field it was on, and the Wives stormed through the hole in the line, quickly knocking out Jeremy and collecting the ball.  The Scoundrels weren't out yet, however - they tripped the Merry Wife with the ball and the ball started bouncing through the puddles of disinfectant...which caused the Scoundrels to shy away.  Bubbles Zombie scooped up the ball and managed to get into the end zone before the first half ended.

With the second half starting (and a fresh layer of disinfectant on the field) the ball was kicked to the Merry Wives, who were still a bit short handed as two of their members had been forced to drink disinfectant and were still woozy in the KO box.  Still, Bubbles Zombie scooped up the ball and ran down the left sideline where Scarlet Nerfherder and Cadence Oilslick were holding open a free cooridor.  The Scoundrels tried in vain to stop Bubbles, but to no avail, and the Merry Wives scored an insurmountable second score.  In true Nurgle fashion, the Scoundrels proceeded to spend the rest of the game headhunting Wives for new Rotters, but again the sheer amount of disinfectant stymied them.

Covered in suds and avoiding as much touching as possible, the Merry Wives of Norseland win the Coronavirus Cup 2-0, also scoring 2-0 in CAS.