Merry Wives of Norseland - The Chads

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Teams:	Merry Wives of Norseland	—	The Chads
Coaches:	Docmortand	—	milesseibert
Races:	Norse	—	Dwarf
League:
Division:	Year 2520
Tournament:	Season 20
Round:	Round 2
Date played:	Thu Feb 6 2020 21:43:17
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Game information
Stadium  Merry Wives of Norseland The Chads
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
Merry Wives of Norseland		k	10-1	points			k
The Chads		k	10-1	points			k

Merry Wives of Norseland report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Scarlet Nerfherder	Norse Werewolf	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Cadence Oilslick	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Cadence Dread	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Baby Jellybaby	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Bubbles Zombie	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Snowflake Splitlip	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	River Thunderclap	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Lily Lizardskin	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Stardust Slaughterdaughter	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Joy Pirate	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Anastasia Jacknife	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

MNG

Journeyman

Used journeyman

New skill available

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

The Chads report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Brad	Troll Slayer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Chad	Troll Slayer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Leighton	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Tyler	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Kyle	Runner	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Clarence	Runner	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Bobby	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Cayden	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Benji	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Terrence	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Todd	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

After a blistering first game where elven body parts were flying around the field (usually not connected to the correct bodies, either!), the second game of the Rookie League was quite a bit closer...but just as deadly! Dwarven body parts flew around the stadium as the usual stout armor proved no match for the Merry Wives' nagging. Alas, at the end, neither team could get an advantage in either score or casualties. So, reckoning themselves lucky, the Chads fled the field before the Wives could get into a REAL haranguing position!