Pokethulu Wranglers - Dah Praktiss Skwad

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Teams:	Pokethulu Wranglers	—	Dah Praktiss Skwad
Coaches:	Docmortand	—	Slotus2005
Races:	Ogre	—	Orc
League:
Division:	Year 2519
Tournament:	Season 19 - Northern Wastes Division
Round:	Round 3
Date played:	Tue Nov 26 2019 23:56:50
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Game information
Stadium  Pokethulu Wranglers Dah Praktiss Skwad
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
Pokethulu Wranglers		k	10-1	points			k
Dah Praktiss Skwad		k	10-1	points			k

Pokethulu Wranglers report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Ursu-nada	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Ursin-kin	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Ursu-nana	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Rock-aby	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Stone-chu	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Char-mouth	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Goose	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Pikathulu	Snotling [MNG]	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Trimeowth	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Frogzard	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Squirthulu	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
17	HYPNOTOAD	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

MNG

Journeyman

Used journeyman

New skill available

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Dah Praktiss Skwad report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Digdug	Thrower	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Yamarz	Black Orc Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Azuk	Black Orc Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Zalthu	Black Orc Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Mauhul	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Parfu	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Vegum	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Vatur	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Urgran	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Jokt	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
14	Ysb	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
15	Morbash	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
16	Kurdan	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

Fresh off of the spectacular loss to the Peckers, the colorful menagerie of Pokethulhu Wranglers had to recuperate and lick their wounds. Their practice field was currently in the middle of typhoon level winds and rain, so they figured it was a perfect place to lay low. Unfortunately, intrepid orks of Dah Praktiss Skwad used that field to shelter from the torrential rain...and a game broke out! In a bout of insanity only a masochistic Sea God would love, Dah Praktiss Skwad first triggered the sprinkler system. Thus, for the entire first half, no one could actually see the ball since water was coming from above AND below at the same time! The menagerie used this confusion to good effect and smashed many orks into the KO box by the end of the half, but the score was still nil-nil. The second half still was in mid-typhoon, but at least the sprinklers had been disabled. In a back and forth battle, the ogres of the Wranglers seemed to tire and become more boneheaded as the game went on, and it took a phenomenal amount of dodgy tackling for a goblin to sneak through, pick up the ball, dodge 4 tacklers and then score just before the end of the game. The Wrangler faithful rioted at this point, and the resultant confusion allowed two ogres to smash two orks out of the game. Thoroughly wet, both teams left the stadium before the typhoon could get any worse. With no major injuries on either side, wounds had been licked, and both teams now were ready to move on in the season...and the final ogre was hired!