A**holes of Khorne - Shadowlands Jihad

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Teams:	A**holes of Khorne	—	Shadowlands Jihad
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Races:	Daemons of Khorne	—	Chaos
League:
Division:	Year 2519
Tournament:	Season 16 Open League
Round:	Round 6
Date played:	Sat Jul 6 2019 17:32:48
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Game information
Stadium  A**holes of Khorne Shadowlands Jihad
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
A**holes of Khorne		k	10-1	points			k
Shadowlands Jihad		k	10-1	points			k

A**holes of Khorne report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Dark Helmet	Bloodthirster	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	We Ain't Found Shit	Bloodletter Daemon	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Disgruntled Soldier #2	Bloodletter Daemon	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Pvt 1st Class Asshole	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Mr. Radar Operator's Former Roommate	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Mr. Coffee Operator	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Mr. Rental Operator	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Intern #2	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Doomed Operator	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
14	Asshole Crew #1	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
15	Asshole Crew #3	Pit Fighter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

MNG

Journeyman

Used journeyman

New skill available

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Shadowlands Jihad report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Aekold Helbrass	Chaos Warrior	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Harald Hammerstorm	Chaos Warrior [MNG]	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Festus Rotspawned	Chaos Warrior	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Arek Daemonclaw	Chaos Warrior	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Gorthor	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Taurox	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Ghorros Warhoof	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Morghur	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Malagor	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Khazrak One-Eye	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Ungrol Four-Horn	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Karzog	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
16	Bhorgos Gorehorn	Minotaur	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

MNG

Journeyman

Used journeyman

New skill available

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

Mr. Radar Operator here. It's about time some dope ass cracker in a suit gets his comeuppance. Here we are, bandaged to the bone... *"hear hear!" is heard in the background* ...getting massacred by gore hoofed blood-tusked nightmares and HE's all "ouch!" and then goes and plays with his dolls ALL GAME. *"shame!"* Thas right! And then he go all up in a crewman's face and say "That MVP trophy belongs to me!" and schwarz-yoink it away after the game, just WRONG. *"wrong! Oh shit, he's coming..." and the sound of running footsteps* Then he just go tromps around with his face down and goes "I'm the best motha in da galaxy, yo!" while all the rest of HRRK! *choking noises* Dark Helmet here. Just enforcing a little morale, here. Some people need to show respect. *sound of a body hitting the floor, and gasping noises while clomping footsteps walk away* ...Righto. As I was saying, it was due to Dark Helmet's inspiring actions while in durance vile *gags a little* that got us to score at least one touchdown. Still, we lost. Our playoff chances are decent, but are dependent on rats. Oh, WHATEVER! *storms off* [TL;DR: Jihad wins 2-1, 4-1 in CAS. Dark Helmet literally played 1/2 of one turn, was KOed, then stayed out the entire game, but still managed to win the MVP at the end. Funny!]